The WAR Ride makes it's 13th appearance this week in the great white north.
Put on your tooks, grab your mounties and head up north of town this week! It is time to visit our cousins to the north, eh? This week we will officially surrender to the cold by honoring 'America's Attic' with a Northen Austin tour.
Oh...Canada. You have the biggest case of penis envy ever. You are just so cute travelling abroad with your maple flag backpacks and your Palin-inspired drawl. Oh...Canada...you've given us the good (Neil Young, Cowboy Junkies) the bad (Bryan Adams, Celine Dion) and the ugly (Cory Hart and Cory Haim - both Corys? really Canada??) But, Canada, you have really enjoyed the past eight years, haven't you? Looking down your nose when we made international fools of ourselves...loving it when us USAmericans claimed to be from Toronto when travelling abroad. But, Canada...oh, Canada...your Prime Minister just dismantled Parliament when impeachment was threatened. Oh Canada...it's aboot time you feel our pain. We salute you, eh?
From an actual web-site debunking 'Top 10 Myths about (aboot) Canada':
#1 (Yes...NUMBER ONE) - Myth: We live in igloos. Reality: We live in houses, and they are very well built houses.
Oh Canada....that is awesome!
We will hit a few of Austin's finer Roadhouse establishments, including Lala's (where it's always Christmas), the Poodle Dog (where it's always toothless), Ginny's and Billy's. Hell, just call it the Canadian Roadhouse Tour (no Swayze isn't Candadian, but Cory Hart was in Roadhouse 2).
Meet: Billy's 2105 Hancock Dr (Burnet and Hancock)
Time: Meet for dinner at 6pm, ride starts at 7pm
Bring: Lights, locks, warmth, and a friend
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